Bagel

God.

I worshipped the bagel.

by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022

bagels4life

NERD

Bruh James is a nerd!

Yes hes such a bagels4life

by SHREKMASTERMAN March 16, 2022

Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.

I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Bagel Coughing

Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time

i was bagel coughing.

and its not my fault, i was dared.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022