An Inconvenient Wanker 

Al Gore.

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."

An Inconvenient Wanker by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009

cynical wankers 

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

cynical wankers by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

wastegate wanker 

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.

There goes another wastegate wanker.

wastegate wanker by GravelRash November 17, 2003

wankel 

Name - Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.

wankel by James October 20, 2003

Wacked 

Getting rejected by the popular crowd or worse, being rejected by the unpopular crowd as well, receiving the "nobody wants you here, GTFO" look, or even being told so face-to-face.

me: "ahh dude did you see Dominic get wacked today?"
Moe: "no, did he try asking out Beth Anne again?"
me: "i think so. haha, silly wack. r0flz0rz"

Wacked by patrick_is_sexy October 2, 2007

wanged 

Phrasal Verb:
To bring down or make unavailable a website by routing heavy traffic to the site via a link or reference on your site.

Everytime they link to a site, it gets wanged.

wanged by Knightmare March 3, 2003

Molly Wacked 

When somebody slaps another person three times in a row.

Person 1: Damnnn did you see what happened outside?!!

Person 2: WTF?! NO, WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Person 1: That bitch got Molly Wacked!! and she was all bleeding and shit!!

Molly Wacked by DaniDior January 25, 2009