ipod touch 

a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)

Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it

ipod touch by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009

iPod Touch 

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???

iPod Touch by Gobama! December 30, 2008

please touch my junk 

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

please touch my junk by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

D-TOUCH 

A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.

I scored with the D-TOUCH

D-TOUCH by madaggash June 21, 2016

Everytime we touch 

Classic song by Cascada.
Lyrics:
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dreams
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
'Cause every time we touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky
They wipe away tears that I cry
The good and the bad times we've been through them all
You make me rise when I fall
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life

Me: Cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
And everytime we,...
Others: What the what is this song?
Me: How could you forget such a classic song from 2000s ?

Everytime we touch by silvester. February 19, 2020

Cheese Touch 

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone

*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!

Cheese Touch by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Mierdas Touch 

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

Mierdas Touch by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022