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laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people
oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table
by evivi February 1, 2022
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The Table

The Table Gang was started on 16/11/21 and started to grow slowly over time. The Table support the LGBTQ+ community and offer a safe space for everyone.
I always find myself at The Table when I'm with my friends.
by Table Gang April 3, 2022
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hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day
dude, she's totally a hable table now
by gnik gnack May 22, 2019
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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
by Karisuta November 3, 2018
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table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.
“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”
by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025
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