shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

by AsianMeatMissil May 27, 2017

serial swiper

When someone repeatedly swipes right on tinder or bumble with zero regard to how ugly, ratchet, or thicc a potential match may be.

Chad fucks soft fours all the time. He must be a serial swiper.

by The sneaky beaver May 30, 2017

stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.

Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?

by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018

Side Swipe

To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car

That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.

by Saltymedic June 16, 2018

Visa swipe

When you wipe your butt crack with your finger and give it a good whiff

Oh boy, my rump sure smells just gave er the ol visa swipe and gave it a sniff!

by Toadspuder September 9, 2019

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022