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Steve Harvey 

human being that is the equivalent of dr. Phil on planet Earth
Steve harvey is dr. Phil. "your so right dude!"
Steve Harvey by skyerlike skyer December 18, 2019

Steve's Patter 

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time
That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.
Steve's Patter by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020

Steve’d it 

When you mess up something good because of your own stupidity
He could’ve tapped it but he steve’d it up with Stacy. What a shame.
Steve’d it by Savvyreign March 21, 2020

Steve’s Theorem 

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

Steve Jobs 

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Steve'ing 

Ignoring your real friends
Gakh sure has been Steve'ing it up lately.
Steve'ing by Juke_Skywalker September 25, 2020