flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

Tia Stanley

Tia Stanley a stupid skinny bitch who asks up in front of boys, She looks like shit and her slaggy photos look like she got tips from a crack whore, Tia Stanley is an ugly shit face that has thin ass hair and thinks she is pretty when she clearly isn't.

Person 1: Omg Did you see that ugly slag over there.
Person 2: Yes, she is such a Tia Stanley
Person 1: How embarrassing

by SlayUrPussyUckQueekBitches May 25, 2018

Chase Stanley

The most stubborn person in America

You are pulling a Chase Stanley.

by Guesswhoyouyou August 28, 2018

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019

Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

Her crush is a flat stanley.

by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019