social narcolepsy 

The sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.

Person 1: "Hey, it's Saturday! Do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".

Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."

social narcolepsy by Marlise M. Tkaczuk March 25, 2009

Social Smoker 

Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.

They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".

They produce the opposite effect.

Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.

Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.

Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"

John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"

Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"

John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"

Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"

John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"

Social Smoker by Richi Rich July 21, 2009

social worker

A liberal and/or anthropology major who is unable to get a real job to make a living.

Since Alan was a liberal who flunked out of college, the only job he could find was being a social worker.

social worker by Npard23 May 16, 2007

Social Workers 

The biggest fucking bitches on the face of the Earth, anyone who ever comes in contact with one should immediately do a 180, and walk straight into the nearest object they see, even if it's sharp or dangerous.

That fucking bitch social workers used me to make themselves look good. I never wanted that minimum wage job in the first place. What's wrong with me?

Social Workers by Little Izzy January 29, 2009

Social democrat (Sweden) 

Party that has many jews and lezbo people. They tend to be gay lovers and nigger lovers.

Person #1: - Hey you are probably a perverted jew, in Sweden we have enought trouble. Go back to Israel and suck a camel will you?

Person #2: - You like to join? Dont pretend your not jewish, i saw you are the synagogue last week, screwing my brother.

Person #1: Ok, i have to admit it then since we might be family soon!

Person #2: Join us then, social democrat (Sweden) party rules! We truley fuck the people in the ass.

Person #1: Swedish people that is!

Social democrat (Sweden) by Moderat April 7, 2009

social media 

propagation and sharing of information through social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

Social media is a growing field.

social media by uttam maharjan March 14, 2012

Social Security Disability 

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.

I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!

Social Security Disability by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012