cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

smack yourself around

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

by BuRn51E July 25, 2007

flirty smack

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.

His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.

by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005

Trump Smacked

1. What happen to Hillary Clinton

2. Talking trash to liberals still upset about the 2016 presidential election outcome.

1. Oh you thought Hillary was unstoppable. Sorry that your hope and dreams got Trump Smacked.

2. I'm bored...would you like to go Trump Smack some of those protesters?

by MWstein November 14, 2016

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005

Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

Smack Peddler

Low class drug dealer

Look at this fucking smack peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010