A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.
by N3erd lover November 29, 2018
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Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.
*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
by i am a pear that eats bears December 20, 2018
Get the Santa mug.When you cum through a cheese grader and shake it all over your partner just like it’s snowing, than proceed to smear it all over them using the cheese grader. This ends up creating a mess of blood and cum which is now a Santa Fe snow storm. Rinse and repeat
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by Mr Melon03 December 8, 2019
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Bro, don‘t you see that he is a member of the Santander Gang?
Bro, don‘t you see that he is a member of the Santander Gang?
by MadEvil March 8, 2020
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Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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