Shmorp

The mold on your bread.

David: Yo what the actual fuck is this?
Jared: Oh that’s some shmorp on your bread bro.
David: ok but can you stop shoving your dick in my bread please.

by Temmie With A Gun January 26, 2023

shmonе

From Hebrew שְׁמוֹנֶה (shmonе, “eight”), referring to 8:00 a.m. when the cells were searched each morning in the Odessa prison prior to the communist revolution.

(noun) frisk, shakedown, raid, body search, search
(verb) to search, to search, to turn upside down, to search, to search, to search, to search, to search, to turn upside down

To shmonе inmates in prison.

by jqnele February 28, 2023

Shmorgishe/Shmorgishem

A pronoun that shows you are not a sign of incest.

Shmorgishe is so cool.

Have you seen shmorgishes water bottle?
I go by shmorgishe/shmorgishem.

by ILikePonies505 March 8, 2023

shmoop

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp
shmoopie

the most gorgeous boy in the world, straight out of the most romantic film ever made (the notebook)
AKA. THE NOOTBOOK

'I love shmoop like the sun loves the moon and miss shmoop like the flowers miss the rain' -womp

by shmoop's girlfriend March 12, 2023

shmock

someone who puts someone else in a bad situation or blames someone else for soemthing they’ve done.

sarah’s such a shmock, she got me in trouble for using her phone !

by ehoiwqh March 26, 2023

shmonguss

a guy named justice who’s gay with special needs.

“justice is such a shmonguss.”

by sowsa April 25, 2023

Shmoopet

The term "Shmoopet" is used to describe individuals who sell a mixture of Sprite, cough syrup, and other sweets and candies, commonly referred to as "Lean". However, Shmoopets are known for charging exorbitant prices, taking advantage of the high demand among certain buyers.

Example: Luh Shmoopet charging double on that wokhardt but you need lean belly so you pay dat tax.

by Luh Shmoopet April 26, 2023