Yoga and Core Stretch

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.

"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"

by corina May 26, 2004

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

A maxim of local politics.

I need this paving contract, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

Stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Bills Aloud April 4, 2007

Scratch

1) An effeminate acting gay male.
2) A 'girly guy' or drama queen.

Christ, that male flight attendant is such a fucking scratch. He couldn't act more gay if he tried! Everytime he ssssaysss a ssentensse his ss's sound like he has a huge cock bitch-slapping the left side of his mouth.

by Mark2910 April 17, 2008

Screech

formally known as mitchell
a boy who looks like the boy from saved by the bell

who is that boy is known as screech

by daniel November 16, 2003

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017