Tossin' Satan's Salad

Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"

Tossin' Satan's Salad by ShittanyBitter November 26, 2019

mop top salad 

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.

-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl

mop top salad by PullOverSir March 20, 2020

Al’s Caesar Salad 

A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.

Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.

Al’s Caesar Salad by UselessPlug March 30, 2020

Karate Fruit Salad 

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

Karate Fruit Salad by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

Creamy Caesar salad 

When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.

My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.

Creamy Caesar salad by Bobbybell May 17, 2020

Toss your salad 

Oral sex of the anus

I'll toss your salad when i eat your taco.

Toss your salad by mirddes July 23, 2022

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass

Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023