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Greek salad 

When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.
Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.
Greek salad by HMRR December 11, 2010
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meat salad 

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...
~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...

Salami Salad

a term used to describe the act of hitting multiple penises together while tossing the balls around.
Hey, Todd! You wanna go toss a salami salad with me and my 3 best dude friends?!

I saw inside the boys locker room yesterday and they were making a salami salad I wanted to eat right up. I brought the dressing!

Toss your salad 

When someone licks the outer part of your anus, the layer before the hole.
Elijah bankboimegaswagg5000 said if u disrespect him again he's gonna toss your salad.
Toss your salad by Anonymousguy17 November 23, 2017

kansas salad surprise 

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

egg salad 

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
egg salad by Evil October 18, 2003

Naughty Salad 

Dank weed that has to be smoke through a bong or a vaporizer to make it a little more healthier than smoking from a pipe or a blunt. It is commonly and variety of weed ground together, hence it being a salad. It cannot, and should not be combined with "Shwag!"
"That dude is making a dank, naughty salad!"

"Were gonna need OG Kush, Silver Haze and Chemdawg to complete this Naughty Salad!"