Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

lil retard

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

by bjfg January 7, 2020

dietary retardation

1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.

2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.

Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."

Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."

Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010

retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018