Procrasterbitis

The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.

Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!

by The Pimp Named Shamrock March 8, 2011

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"

by luckyis July 7, 2011

Procrasto-nap

A procrasto-nap is a mid-day snooze when there are many other things you know you should be doing. The best procrasto-naps are done while it's rainy and cold.

I should be doing my homework but I'm going to take a procrasto-nap instead.

by Brookie Bombshell November 6, 2012

Procrastipoop

The act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).

Example 1:
"I procrastipooped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly shit myself in the way to the bathroom".

Example 2:

"I was so into minecraft that I procrastipooped for 6 hours strait"

by SeniorWhopperPants February 18, 2012

procrastinate

Engaging in acts of pleasure that may otherwise distract you from completing day to day tasks.

I procrastinated last night before bed, causing me to stay up later than intended. I overslept and decided to procrastinate before work. My life feels chaotic because I am always procrastinating. Some may suggest that I need an intervention, but I don't necessarily want one. Fear of failure may lead someone to procrastinate.

by leahbiah January 25, 2014

prock

a man who has girthy balls, yet a small cock.

I heard some prock tried to get with a prostitute, but even she said no!

by wet elephant May 6, 2019