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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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Penguin

(V). It means that everything is cool, chill, good, ok etc.
Ex. If someone is testing a mic and they ask how it sounds you would say "it's penguin". Ex. If someone asked how you are you'd say "I'm penguin".
by Da_Penguin August 18, 2014
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Penguin

An evil bird...
My cousin was killed by a "Penguin".
by Capt_Kelso May 28, 2014
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Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes
by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020
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Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.
“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”
by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024
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