Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

Paintjob

Paintjob- When a male blasts a females private part or mouth with cum.

"I gave my girlfriend a paintjob last night! She was covered in cum!"

by coolioioio May 10, 2010

Paint

The truest art form ever. It alows people to see into another persons very soul. To see their perspective and feelings withouth ever seeing the person. Painting is what makes humans great.

Vincent Van Gogh created the most beautiful paintings out of the agony that was his life.

by ReaperKing234 December 19, 2011

Paintball

A massive turd that hits the back of the bowl with such force that it takes several flushes to break it down.

HOLY GOD! That turd is plastered against the back wall of the toilet like a paintball!

Must have been the Mus 2nd Hole.

by Mus May 31, 2007

Painter

The guy who is cool and is th CEO of the most badass paint and painter supplies ever know to man. But has little to no artistic talent.

Dude that he/she blows at art but, he/she has that best stuff to paint your walls. He/She is a total Painter."

by thatguyfuc May 30, 2011

painted gezabelle

An old fashioned term for a prostitute. Often used in old literary work.

"The painted Gezabelle waited on the dark gloomy street corner for a gentleman to kindly escort her home with him".

by Dinah Mildon October 22, 2004

candy paint

Shiny paint on a car, glossed to a shiny finish.

"It's bout syrup and candy paint, you see us choppin for miles"

by dont gimme no bammer weed December 15, 2008