poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

by Lemonboy September 25, 2006

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

poo pie

pastry with an inside of pure poo. Just like a pie, but replacing meat with poo. This recipe is very common with the young teenagers that obsess over excreting into extremely odd places.

Yenda: " Hey Lloyd, you wanna come over to make a poo pie tonight?? I've got all the ingredients."
Lloyd: " Yea of course, I can bring over some extra filling, just let me go to the bathroom and i'll be over yours in about an hour"

by Yenda grape January 20, 2009

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Poo Horn

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

by Quants April 28, 2006

poo stabber

The act of a male pounding another males asshole with so much force that he literally stabs the other man's poo with his penis. After he takes his penis out of the other man's asshole, the other man might suck off the poo and make the man cum at the same time.

"dude, dave so so hammered last night he poo stabbed the dog"
"cool"

by groggsman April 29, 2004

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.

Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!

by I got no pants April 20, 2003