penis war

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
by lemonboy September 30, 2006
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murma

An ancient Africian voodoo belief:

when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.

Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
RUDDY: shit, my penis fell of!!
TOG: Don't worry baby, it's just murma!
RUDDY: Yippeee!!!!
by lemonboy October 01, 2006
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poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
by Lemonboy September 25, 2006
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hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.
i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky
by lemonboy October 01, 2006
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ricky for the dot

1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald

Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
BETH: are you ricky?
FRED: no, i'm ricky, ricky for the dot!
by lemonboy October 01, 2006
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peni

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.
John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!
by lemonboy October 02, 2006
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cock pushing

when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.
cock pushing is wrong, just plain wrong, unless your drunk...then it's fun
by lemonboy September 30, 2006
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