Lemonboy's definitions
An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
Get the murmamug. when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.
HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.
Some items used are:
Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.
Some items used are:
Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.
Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.
by lemonboy September 30, 2006
Get the penis warmug. 1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
by Lemonboy September 25, 2006
Get the poo racemug. when you get bummed so hard that you get diarrhea (lasting up to seven days +) and internal bleeding.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
Note: do not confuse with Anal-I-Nation; a crazy porno that you're not allowed to see.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
Get the analisationmug. 1. when you're ricky, for the dot
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
2. lettering marking the place of some bum fun or a sacrificial slaughtering.
3. a graffiti-based tag made from a sticky, white substance that will remain unnamed.
4. a council estate calling used to stregthen the chav population
5. Ronald Mcdonald
Also known as: ricky 4 da dot, ricky from the dot, backalley troubles or nininitti.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
Get the ricky for the dotmug. by lemonboy October 2, 2006
Get the whannelmug. by lemonboy September 23, 2008
Get the mulletfacemug.