Honey Monster

A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most stubborn creature known to man. Once it has found a place to rest it will stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.

location-swimming baths

Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.

Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.

Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".

Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.

Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.

by Jiggalies April 16, 2005

gookie monster

A person of eastern asian origins.

as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.

by pohi44 August 31, 2008

Monster trucks of love

Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.

"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."

by Zeb-man August 7, 2006

Monster Energy Absolute Zero

A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.

I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

Monster Hunter World

this is a game that brett will never stop playing. when we are all on a game that even he has he will be playing that shit for hours. he needs help like this is insanely sad how much he plays it.

we need to help brett get off monster hunter world cause this is depressing

by gotta let ppl know October 21, 2020

trouser monster

See penis

My trouser monster is getting all worked up...

by bdabbs March 23, 2004

telly monster

Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.

Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.

by Chantell September 16, 2007