jizz fingers 

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

jizz fingers by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007

Jizz Grenade 

Gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all jizz into a cup, then transfer the jizz to a balloon, tie it up, and yell BOMBS AWAY! And throw the jizz filled balloon at your unsuspecting victim.

Absul was being a little bitch so we got the men's locker room to make us a nice homemade Jizz Grenade to get him back.

Jizz Grenade by FapCommander October 13, 2009

Jizz Balloons 

A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.

Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!

Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!

Jizz Balloons by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket 

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket by MoeChama November 7, 2010

Jizz knees 

When you are about to bust and you say “lemme get those knees, I’mma jizz on em.”

“Fuck Netflix & Chill, I’m tryna Disney & Jizz knees

Jizz knees by Mgcomedy November 13, 2019

jizz rag 

1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.

1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."

jizz rag by That one kid February 13, 2003

jizz lice 

cum in hair
manjuice on top of one's head

check that jizz lice on her!!

jizz lice by Mister Snacks August 2, 2006