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human interactions

A: Hi, I'm having human interactions

B: Good for you
by GrilledGoat May 3, 2021
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Human Backpack

The act of holding your partner's legs over your shoulders, while you hold their feet, like a backpack, and they are giving you a rim job.
Hey Cheryl, I'm bored. You want to try the human backpack?
by anonymous124kittykittylicklick February 5, 2012
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Human Cloud

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.
Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."
by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014
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Human nature

An excuse for people to be dicks to each other.
An invalid argument usually used against Anarchy and Communism.

The impulse to survive. If the best way to survive in a given society is to compete and gather more wealth than the next guy, humans in that society will strive to compete. Likewise, if survival requires cooperation, then the human will strive for cooperation.
"Ner ner ner, human nature. Now I can pretend I'm not ignorant about two political theories which I've never bothered to research or consider."
by Michael Gagne May 18, 2007
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Human Cow

a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states
There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!

That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
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human sandwich

when 3 or more people dance together tonchin and grindin on each other or actin like their havin 3 way sex on a dance floor.
"lets go in the kichten and make a human sandwich".
by chealse July 23, 2007
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human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
by hooper March 14, 2004
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