Granky

ADJECTIVE
/ˈgɹæŋki/
comparative adjective: grankier (/ˈgɹæŋkiəɹ/); superlative adjective: grankiest (/ˈgɹæŋkiəst/)
1. A person or being who currently has or very recently had spiders crawl into or out of their mouth.

What is my most irrational fear? I’d say… being granky.

by /mɪspɹəˈnaʊnsəɹ/ July 31, 2023

grandyke

a grandyke is like a grandparent, as in grandma/grandpa but for people that are lesbian.

“grandyke, sing me a lullaby!” “okay!”

by lilylovestswizzle January 1, 2024

GranniFanniShmelah

Someone who likes smelling grandma's knickers for the smell of her vagina.

You know me, I'm one of those GranniFanniShmelahs.

by Amobologowowow January 23, 2024

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024

grandyke

Your Grandmother or Grandfather who swapped genders or sex and somehow had you?... It's also interchangeable between grandmother and grandfather.

"Mom when can we visit grandyke again!?"

by AshyLips February 10, 2024

Granns

To heavily daydream or be sunk into thought, without paying much attention to the world around you

Robin is kinda annoying, whenever I talk to her she starts grannsing.

by Peter hawk June 9, 2024

Grannc

To heavily daydream or be sunk into thought, without paying much attention to the world around you.

Robin is so annoying, whenever I try to talk with her she starts granncing

by Peter hawk June 9, 2024