Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.

Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!

by Nut Shot February 3, 2014

Yard Goat

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

acting the goat

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.

She was always acting the goat!

by Wevvles January 13, 2017

best friend goals

showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines

Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”

by avocadobae May 30, 2018

hacker's goat

When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.

Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.

by Space_ December 24, 2018