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grandyke 

a grandyke is like a grandparent, as in grandma/grandpa but for people that are lesbian.
“grandyke, sing me a lullaby!” “okay!”
grandyke by lilylovestswizzle January 1, 2024

GranniFanniShmelah

Someone who likes smelling grandma's knickers for the smell of her vagina.
You know me, I'm one of those GranniFanniShmelahs.

Grannie's Hangbag 

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

grandyke 

Your Grandmother or Grandfather who swapped genders or sex and somehow had you?... It's also interchangeable between grandmother and grandfather.
"Mom when can we visit grandyke again!?"
grandyke by AshyLips February 10, 2024
To heavily daydream or be sunk into thought, without paying much attention to the world around you
Robin is kinda annoying, whenever I talk to her she starts grannsing.
Granns by Peter hawk June 9, 2024
To heavily daydream or be sunk into thought, without paying much attention to the world around you.
Robin is so annoying, whenever I try to talk with her she starts granncing
Grannc by Peter hawk June 9, 2024