There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 25, 2023

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

grandfox

A grandfather who happens to be a total fox.

Girl 1: Did you see Jason's grandpa? He's a total FOX!
Girl 2: That would make him a grandfox.

by Wheathead July 14, 2017

Indira Gandhi🦨

Indira Gandhi is a woman who lead the 1984 Sikh Genocide in which the Sikh’s holiest Gurdwara, Sri Darbar Sahib (Golden Temple) was attacked. Her Operation saw the deaths of many thousands of innocents and saw the desecration of Sri Darbar Sahib and Sri Akal Takht Sahib being reduced to rubble. As a result of her Sikh Genocide and her further efforts to wipe out the Sikh Nation, her two Sikh bodyguards, Shaheed Bhai Beant Singh and Shaheed Bhai Satwant Singh, took revenge on this Kuti and sent her to hell for her actions.

Indira Gandhi🦨 is somebody who is determined to wipe out the Sikh Nation but fails.

by Singhzzzz November 23, 2021

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018