funkywonkus

Used to describe something you attempted with the outcome being different than you expected.

The photo I took the other day turned out all funkywonkus.

by Phunglefoo October 25, 2013

Funky Piegon

A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.

Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016

funny stick

hand-rolled marijuana cigarette; joint

Alex: I'm going to smoke a funny stick right now.
Jack: SUCK THAT SHIT

by Diddly-dank69 May 1, 2017

funny fuckers

1.Friends family or lovers all the same(lame ass mofo's) (thats "mother fuckers" for the older generation);
Who like to make weak minded people feel even more so lower than they already feel.

2.Fuckers that had everything given to the from day one "privileged" who like to take, make fun of, or be little, just for humor or self validation or self gratification.

Fuckers
Funny fuckers
Self validation
Self gratification
Mofo's

by Is_&_does_stupid June 19, 2017