Flat

Neither a penis, nor vagina. Simply a flat landscape and skin where the genitals should be located. They are commonly located on small, non manly males, that are laughed at it high school.

That kid is a pussy, he has a flat.

by mack3107 August 3, 2010

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)

You granny flat! Why would you do that!

by #SpeedyGonzales June 17, 2017

Flatch

Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.

Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

by Timmy February 18, 2005

Flat Earthers

People who are correct. They know the truth about what our world looks like.

The Flat Earthers are correct in their own little universe.

by 1973memes with helicopters August 14, 2017

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009