floortje

Floortje is A Dutch name, people who named Floortje are in the most cases really windy. They fart harder than normal people. They even fart in public. And also when you have sex with them.

Can Floortje fart?

Yes really hard.

by Julianisawhorevutiam February 25, 2017

Ash on the floor

The sexual act of taking a shit on your partners chest.

"Hey baby wanna ash on the floor tonight?"

by BigPapaCrimp May 7, 2019

Tore up from the floor up

busted face,body,personality,demeanor and spirit. A wretched individual. Hairstyle gone wrong.

That girl looks like she is tore up from the floor up!

by Madame Breaux psychic November 6, 2020

Floor Gang

Floor gang is a counter-terrorist force that foils the many war crime attempts of the terrorist group: Wall Gang. It is said that during the wall gang raids they repeat a distinct chant, and instead of a bugle boy, they have a tambourine guy.

Floor Gang whoop, Floor Gang whoop, the member continued to chant

by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020

floor show

1. A minor fight or fracas, usually in a drinking establishment or other place of public entertainment. The actual level of violence is low, due to the participants being inept, inebriated or both. Hence the incident is entertaining rather than frightening to the onlookers.

"I was in <drinking establishment> last night - there was a terrific floor show. Some drunk guy got chucked out by the doormen."

by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007

Floor elbows

Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".

Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

floor baby

A term of frustration and anger used by college students used to denote the offenders immaturity and lazy tendencies.

"Do you ever stop whining u dumbass floor baby "

"Steph is sucha floor baby she won't stop laughing about poop and pee jokes"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009