Possible Fap Potential

When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.

Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday

Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday

by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022

Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.

I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023