Fapleau

The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".

"God dammit! My roommate is back, better close my fapleau!"

by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015

fapplesauce

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

Fapouflage

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.

Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."

by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010

fapplause

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011

fapacka

The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.

Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.

by 0712 February 23, 2018

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017