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architectural engineer

Architectural Engineers make buildings stand up and people comfortable in their environment. They can specialize in structural or in systems. Arch E's pretty much rock.
without architectural engineers your office would fall down
by the 7 dwarfs June 2, 2007
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Bastardised English

What Americans speak.

It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?
1. It's fucking JAG-YOU-ARE, not JAG-WAR. The brand is from fucking Britain. It's pronounced however the British pronounce it.

2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.

3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.
by A British Wanker May 14, 2009
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Engineer Syndrome

A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.
Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.
by notengineer June 6, 2010
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English Steamer

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.
At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.
by halo3nerd June 25, 2008
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english basement

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.
John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.
by bigredginger October 9, 2008
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revving the engine

Often means that a woman is becoming more aroused; things are getting hotter
There's nothing like SpideyPool porn to get her revving the engine
by PoppinBecky August 21, 2016
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English Major

1. One who went to college to major in English.
2. One who corrects your pronunciation of anything you say.
1. What are you goin to major in? "English."
2. Kara- It's 'electricity', not 'electwicity', you idiot!
Shawn- Shut up! English Major...
by Firehazel August 22, 2009
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