The worst
fucking president the United States has ever had. He has a tiny centimeter
long shriveled up penis and hands about the same size. He also fucks his own daughters and grabs them by the pussy. He has only got elected because
Putin hacked the election in exchange for Trump sucking his dick.
"Breaking
news trump has been elected as the 45th president of the USA"
Guy 1: "FUCK YOU Donald Trump!!!"
Guy
2: *shoots him self
Guy 3: Yeah Trump is
the best I want to have sex with him!
Guy 1 beats the shit out of guy 3