by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017
Get the walrus dildo mug.OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...
1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005
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dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does
1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.
2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does
1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.
2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.
1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.
2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.
2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.
by Kitty April 19, 2004
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Get the Dildoism mug.Smart black dude that fixes everything always wears a hat strange sense of humour but he's loved anyway ;o he likes to say LET ME SHOW YOU SOMTHING then throw whatever it is at a wall or on a roof
by 5hark3y October 15, 2008
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Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her
Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home
Travis: Damn I feel shit faced
Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home
Travis: Damn I feel shit faced
by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 2, 2009
Get the Dildo rocket mug.A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.
I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison
by SuperWordMan March 30, 2015
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