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Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.
Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!
by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011
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Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011
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Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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fiery crotch

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.
That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch
by dumbass33 June 4, 2014
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canyon crotch

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch
by Woodys wash August 4, 2015
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christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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