IRC Chick

A fat girl that hides behind her computer because shes too busy eating twinkies like a fat fuck to do anything else with herself. Will try to be cocky until you call her fat.

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by kaotik February 6, 2003

smick chick

A classy & fabulous woman attending Saint Mary's College in Notre Dame, Indiana. A smick chick works hard in the classroom to party hard on the weekends. See: smick, smicker

"Did you see that smick chick at the football game on saturday? She was so classy and fabulous!" -Notre Dame man

by smickchick14 August 20, 2011

Dixie Chick's disease

for more information see Teleprosy

"Did you watch Olbermann last night? It was ridickulumulus."

"Yup, Dixie chick's disease is like that, the man probably doesn't even know he is sick."

by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008

Chick flick

A poor excuse for a movie that usually ends of with people crying, not because of the plot, but because of how they wasted $6.50 on a movie ticket. Also it seems that the only type of people that watch them are either chicks and guys who go out with the chicks.

Chick flicks are a waste of money.

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

2 chick theory

Theory states that a man will not have sex with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. Evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have sex with two women at once.

Billy: Would you nail Megan?
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!

by bennnnny2 February 26, 2009

hippy chick

A time warp babe. Found today but obviously has fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum to the sixties and then another back to today. Probably having long hair, dated clothes and possessing a floaty, free-love type of philosophy. Harmless but weird.

"Dude, what a hippy chick! All she wanted to do was put on Beatles LP's and make love for eight hours - fuck all use to someone who only has heavy metal CD's and shoots after 30 seconds."

by Wizards Sleeve June 20, 2005

Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.

"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."

by doc brown August 25, 2009