Ex. 1
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
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Yet another funny oxymoron. Christian rap really doesn't exist, it's like metal without the sex, drugs and parties. Christian rap will never express some of the core ideals and dilemmas that almost all rap artists express. I'm sorry, but a rap or hip-hop song about Mountain Dew, which is a great drink, is not a rap song. It's like a football player dressed as a ballerina for the Super Bowl, it just isn't right.
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Get the Christian mug.The type of plain, non-flattering clothing one wears to church. Also can be used to describe the many frumpy uniforms found in the hospitality industry.
person 1: "what's with the christian attire?"
person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."
person 2: "it's my uni man... they make us dress like christians."
by southferry August 3, 2009
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Welcome to Florida Christian School. Our tuition fee rises every year so make sure to give us your money! Help us help Haiti, and all these other poor countires... Instead, the greedy faculty members give the money to themselves and yet don't help the cause at all.. These hypocrites are usually greedy, arrogant shit heads who don't have any degree in teaching or even a college degree.. which should frighten many. Some teachers just don't give a damn and some just attempt to teach, and tell the world how they are trying to give us- the students a better education yet they don't! Most teachers here are terrible, they don't know how to teach and the more you pay, the closer you are to an A. (I'm not saying all teachers were clueless, some actually had a high intellect and some were actually smart and had teaching degrees...) If you have a family relationship to any faculty member in the school you easily pass the class with an A and you go to the school for free. YES FOR "FREE" as in the money everyone else is paying for.
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Welcome to Florida Christian School. Our tuition fee rises every year so make sure to give us your money! Help us help Haiti, and all these other poor countires... Instead, the greedy faculty members give the money to themselves and yet don't help the cause at all.. These hypocrites are usually greedy, arrogant shit heads who don't have any degree in teaching or even a college degree.. which should frighten many. Some teachers just don't give a damn and some just attempt to teach, and tell the world how they are trying to give us- the students a better education yet they don't! Most teachers here are terrible, they don't know how to teach and the more you pay, the closer you are to an A. (I'm not saying all teachers were clueless, some actually had a high intellect and some were actually smart and had teaching degrees...) If you have a family relationship to any faculty member in the school you easily pass the class with an A and you go to the school for free. YES FOR "FREE" as in the money everyone else is paying for.
continued in part 2
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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The only way to pass and graduate the school is if you pass your Bible class, which is 100% bullshit that you'll never need in life unless you become some religious radical. The only thing that I had benefited from that class is learing to quickly memorize the memory verses in the morning or class. Next, the classes, which we only spent about 45 minutes in, which was really only 20-25 minutes of pure learning and teaching, really because the teachers had no control over their classes and because the first 10 minutes of class were spent praying, gossiping and talking about some Bible verse. Thus, moving on to my next topic, the lying and secrecy that goes on throughout the school. Most teachers mainly gossip about the most ridiculous things and don't really care about teaching the class. Secrets fly around the school and teachers socialize like there's no tomorrow.
continued in part 5...
The only way to pass and graduate the school is if you pass your Bible class, which is 100% bullshit that you'll never need in life unless you become some religious radical. The only thing that I had benefited from that class is learing to quickly memorize the memory verses in the morning or class. Next, the classes, which we only spent about 45 minutes in, which was really only 20-25 minutes of pure learning and teaching, really because the teachers had no control over their classes and because the first 10 minutes of class were spent praying, gossiping and talking about some Bible verse. Thus, moving on to my next topic, the lying and secrecy that goes on throughout the school. Most teachers mainly gossip about the most ridiculous things and don't really care about teaching the class. Secrets fly around the school and teachers socialize like there's no tomorrow.
continued in part 5...
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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