chiefer

A term to describe a vape or electronic cigarette

Yo jay pass the chiefer!

by Waz_Khalufi April 2, 2017

Chie

A Japanese female name, sometimes reserved for people who randomly succumb to urges to make life surreal and who are often unpredictable. This is usually hilarious, but sometimes it can go very, very wrong.

"So, what are your qualifications" - a recruiter for Cosmosoft, some made-up company Chie doesn't care for.

Chie has a distant look on her face "I was once part of the Kajin tribe. I didn't have all the little trinkets I do now, but life was simple, a lot less hectic than it is today. But slowly my people started to die out.

I don't know what it was. It could have been radiation, poisoning, or anything. But I had the suspicion that they were murdered. I just knew someone had poisoned our river.

So I did some reconnaissance. I walked upstream for days, and eventually I found men in white coats dumping strange liquids in the water.

"Stop!" I couldn't help but yell. They saw me, and they started running towards me. I ran like hell.

They might have scared me, but they were slow and new to the area. I knew I had an advantage, and I knew what had to be done.

After getting a closer look at their mangled corpses, I noticed the logo, "Cosmosoft"."

*walks away

by HillMugger February 19, 2013

Chefin

To Do Chef like stuff, like cooking fresh meals from scratch, without actually being a qualified chef.

That is the other reason I like my Chefin cause I can cook really tasty food, healthy!

by dg83 July 15, 2011

too many chiefs, not enough Indians

Phrase used to claim there are too many bosses, not enough workers, but also used to lament the over-education of the "masses," who should realize their place. Usually uttered by yuppies or their parents, quite confident that no one in their circle will end up a mere "Indian."

"Ah, another fellowship program, but you can't find a good lawn man these days. Too many chiefs, not enough Indians."

by Nick Cusa March 30, 2008

Chiefing

Verb - The act of taking huge tokes off a pipe packed with marajuana. The term chiefing comes from the likeness one has to an Indian Chief smoking the peacepipe.

"C-Dubs!! Stop chiefing that damn thing!! There's other people besides your dumbass in the room! Pass that shit!!"

by The Hauna Nani November 11, 2006

chefail

When you can't make links, pics, or videos work in your posts on forums. You try to share a pic, but all the readers see is a red "X" at best. You try to share links, but everyone that tries to follow them get a collection of 404s. You try to share a YouTube video, but embedding has been disabled. Basically, you can't grasp some of the easiest internet related concepts.

Dayum, Jake can't get any of them pics working in the forum today... total chefail!

by MrBigAxe November 8, 2010

Cheif Queef

1.) The mythical vag blower, the leader of a tribe of alpha females, 'The one who does not fart from the butthole.' aka the queeftan (cheiftan-queef).

2.) A male who is known for emitting awkward wet farts, often titled the 'Cheif Queef', because people question his gender.

1.a 'From now on we're calling you cheif queef, because you fart like a woman'

1.b 'Legend says that the queeftan can breath fire from her vagina.'

1.c 'She thinks she's special 'cause people be movin' out of the way when she be walkin' by, crazy ass bitch calls herself the cheif queef."

2.a "I heard cheif queef over there is wearing a diaper today."

by Idonthaveanythingtodowiththis. September 11, 2013