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angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016
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Pulling a Chris and a Chester

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.
Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!
by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017
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Dr. Chester Bootingfield

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.
Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.
by Dr. Chester Bootingfield January 8, 2009
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cheater repeater

a married or single person that is constantly involved with married or attached men..

The lowest form of a person that gets a sadistic thrill out of being the "other woman" or "other man"..

side note- they are most likely elitist, insecure assholes in all other areas of their life, too.
ex; "Is Jackie going out with someone's boyfriend/husband again?"

"Yes Jane! She is a cheater repeater!"
by lostinspace July 1, 2009
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Chastity Arm

When lying down next to someone and your arm doesn't have anywhere to go except between yourself and the other person.
Lying next to your boyfriend or girlfriend on a couch and your arm lies in between each other's bodies. You have chastity arm.
by icallyourbluff December 4, 2011
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Chastity Catfish

When you are lying down with someone and you have a life size stuffed catfish in between you and the other person.
When lying down next to someone and they are snuggling with a life size stuffed catfish instead of with you, you have chastity catfish.
by iraiseyourbluff January 2, 2012
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Cheatability

The probability of one to cheat!
She should not be dating him. He has a high cheatability factor.
by The Real BS January 7, 2012
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