Carondoslut

Carondelet high school student + slut = Carondosluts. Girls who attend Carondelet high school are obligated to wear uniforms which ultimately get turned into slutty catholic girl wear. Students from public schools refer us as Carondosluts.

Nancy: "What are you being for Halloween?"
Public school girl; "I'm borrowing your uniform and being a Carondoslut."

by helloworld111 June 19, 2009

carsophagus

A hearse or other vehicle used for carrying the dead.

I had a friend that would drive the carsophagus at funerals.

by poopface95 August 29, 2005

carbon unit

A low-grade worker; a peon. A dumb person doing a dumb job, often in retail, food service, or warehousing.

"I'll get a couple of carbon units to come round tonight and take that junk away."

"One of the carbon units in Goods Inwards tripped over a cable and smashed his arm. "

by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007

cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

carsonk

The word that comes up when you try to write carpool in some T9 systems. It has, therefore, has become a synonym for carpool since the context usually makes it obvious what the person was trying to say.

Dude, I can't find my car, so can we carsonk out to the bar tonight?

by White Yoshii December 7, 2010

Carsogony

The general hatred for men named Carlos

Kelly had deep rooted carsogonistic tendencies and in turn, beat the sh*t out of Carlos every chance she got, a typical example of natural Carsogony.

Why's you do that you crazy ho? that's a clear example of carsogony, damn, I thought we had outgrown this, society is fucked up.

by mahfucka December 7, 2010

carbon fever

a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.

random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."

his wife: " he must have carbon fever."

by alan68 February 3, 2013