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carbon warehousing 

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc
Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.
carbon warehousing by Vyra November 3, 2009

Winehousing 

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages following a night of intense drinking in order to fend off hangovers, shame and feelings of impending death; typically occurs in the morning or early afternoon.
"dude, I am dying after last night, aren't you hungover?"

"Nah, I'm good, I've been winehousing it since 9am. Is McDonald's still serving breakfast?"
Winehousing by lamaratl November 2, 2011

Winehousing 

The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.
Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,
Winehousing by DWBB June 7, 2013

Winehousing 

When you and your friends want to get wasted, but have no drugs or money; so you dig up Amy Winehouse’s corpse, shove a straw up its rectum, and inhale deeply, in order to get completely shit-faced on the residual cocktail inherent in the fumes.
So we want to get totally fucked up, but everyone’s dry… I guess we’ll just have to go Winehousing!

Dude, I just completed rehab… break out the straws, it’s time to go Winehousing!
Winehousing by Morty Bazillionz March 11, 2023

Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker 

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.
(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"

Winehousing 

When a patient absolutely refuses to go to a skilled nursing facility for rehabilitation.
The patient with with broken leg was winehousing and went home only to fall again several days later.
Winehousing by nursevalor April 22, 2019