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carbon warehousing 

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc
Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.
carbon warehousing by Vyra November 3, 2009

Winehousing 

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages following a night of intense drinking in order to fend off hangovers, shame and feelings of impending death; typically occurs in the morning or early afternoon.
"dude, I am dying after last night, aren't you hungover?"

"Nah, I'm good, I've been winehousing it since 9am. Is McDonald's still serving breakfast?"
Winehousing by lamaratl November 2, 2011

Winehousing 

The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.
Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,
Winehousing by DWBB June 7, 2013

Winehousing 

When you and your friends want to get wasted, but have no drugs or money; so you dig up Amy Winehouse’s corpse, shove a straw up its rectum, and inhale deeply, in order to get completely shit-faced on the residual cocktail inherent in the fumes.
So we want to get totally fucked up, but everyone’s dry… I guess we’ll just have to go Winehousing!

Dude, I just completed rehab… break out the straws, it’s time to go Winehousing!
Winehousing by Morty Bazillionz March 11, 2023

Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker 

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.
(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"

Winehousing 

When a patient absolutely refuses to go to a skilled nursing facility for rehabilitation.
The patient with with broken leg was winehousing and went home only to fall again several days later.
Winehousing by nursevalor April 22, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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