Can't see the forest through the trees. 

This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.

Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.

Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.

Can't see the forest through the trees. by TV CAR March 29, 2010

Can of piss

Cheap domestic pale lager in aluminum cans like Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Natural Ice, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bland, tasteless, and often referred to as piss water hence the name can of piss. These beers can be associated with lame hipsters, dumb girls, and cheap people in general. They can usually be seen in bulk packs at parties used for beer pong.

All in all just horrible, nut up and invest your money on Ales, I.P.A.s, Stouts, or Craft beer.

Person 1: "Hey dude, beer me!"

Person 2: "Sorry bro all I've got is the left over can of piss from my younger brother's party from last night."

Person 1: ".. Never mind."

Can of piss by mrjonnyringo72 October 17, 2011

Can you x me 

Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.

A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.

Can you x me by TopText July 31, 2017

Can I get a witness 

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

Can I get a witness by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

Can’t take a joke 

Gay

Tyler cannot take a joke, so therefore meaning he is gay
When you can’t take a joke, you are gay

Can’t take a joke by Chompozyet June 12, 2019

Can't Be Tamed 

A phrase used when a girl's bra (usually leopard print) is popping out from the top of her shirt. This phrase is considered a polite way to tell said girl to fix her clothing in the middle of a conversation without having others brand her a slut.

Laura: So I was going to the mall-

Joel: Can't Be Tamed!

Laura: OH, oops! *fixes leopard print bra*

Can't Be Tamed by shutupLAURA August 22, 2011

can of peas 

a two pound asswhole that hooks up with 8th graders and then hangs out with braces!

Alex canepa is a Can Of Peas

can of peas by what it do, betch January 6, 2008