The Church Of Elvis

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway

A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.

Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.

"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"

by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010

Church flaps

A Christian women’s vagina

Hey love, can I see ya church flaps

by Jeckyb November 2, 2025

Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality

That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake

by GuyLampShade May 31, 2022

church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph

A devout Christian is a church militant

by sweet96629 October 17, 2022

GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

by kassoucv July 7, 2017

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024