a term coined by Stephen Colbert
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag
by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010
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Sally: John's an atheist right?
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'
Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt May 6, 2014
Get the Cartholic mug.The process of starting an assignment the night before its due in, but still being a jammy shit and doing well. Being carthewed also involves the consumption of 3 cans of monster, while having sweating episodes that can only be compared to Peter Kay in a sauna. Furthermore, carthewisation involves the person to become so slow, half the assignment has eroded away before completion.
Person 1: Hey, wuu2 tonight bro?
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*
Person 2: just about to start the 3000 word essay mate, you?
Person 1: off out bro, you've carthewed yourself here kid.
Person 2: *drinks monster*
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Get the Carter Lee mug.Seems nice at first but then gets bored of the girl he’s dating so he flirts with others but then gets broken up with and tries to go back. Also usually has a shitty hairline and acme.
by YahYeetBeatMyMeat October 10, 2018
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Usually a super hot dude. He is sporty but not obsessed. He is the sweet yet not silent type. He has many friends. He acts like he is not fricken beautiful, but he is. He is absolutely hilarious!!!!!! He is not afraid to show his true self, a specially around the girl/guy he likes! If you get to know him you will never wanna loose him. Also you better be careful cuz he is HOTT And you will probably fall for him!!
Usually a super hot dude. He is sporty but not obsessed. He is the sweet yet not silent type. He has many friends. He acts like he is not fricken beautiful, but he is. He is absolutely hilarious!!!!!! He is not afraid to show his true self, a specially around the girl/guy he likes! If you get to know him you will never wanna loose him. Also you better be careful cuz he is HOTT And you will probably fall for him!!
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