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Crap Factory

Oh my God, did you see the "Crap Factory" show last night? They rocked out!
by No1MusicFan November 8, 2009
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craphead

1. a person or thing with crap for brains, or acting like they have crap for brains.
Katie, you are SUCH a craphead.
by Kimi12 July 30, 2003
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crap chute

1. A situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.

2. A pipe or channel designed to transport crap from one location to another.
Well I can tell him now or wait until he finds out on his own. Either way, it's a crap chute.
by kellyand amy April 26, 2010
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Craptacular

The People's Choice Awards are craptacular.
by John October 28, 2003
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crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.
This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!
by tekdemon December 31, 2004
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crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".
"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."
by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006
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crapping

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
by Evotistical August 19, 2011
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