Bitch I might be

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.

“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”

by DonBrowne April 10, 2019

butternut-bitch

a person who likes dick in da booty and still complains about it

-Kyle was so mad when a dick went in his booty hole , that he creamed all over himself, what a butternut-bitch

- kyle be a butternut-bitch

by Creamheadcheese January 28, 2010

Behemoth bitch

Any huge lady who has full control over her husband.

1-yo,nigga...that behemoth bitch in the movie 'Norbit' is an ideal wife according to all the dumbass feminists.Yo better watch ya fine ass while choosin' ya chick.

by Lee Ons July 21, 2011

lizzy-bitch

a nick name for elizabeth who is a bitch

lizzy-bitch is horny

by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

Throw a bitch

To throw a fit or a tantrum

"Jeez, man, calm down. Don't throw a bitch."

by heyschmexy November 7, 2011

Bubblegum Bitch-fit

When somebody annoys you so much that you resort to sticking gum in their hair.

boy: would you look at that ass, dayum
girl: say what???
boy: don't worry babe, I'm just looking
girl: don't make me throw another bubblegum bitch-fit cause you won't have any hair left when I finish with you!

by Actionables May 9, 2014

Milk and Eggs, Bitch

Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.

Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")

"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."

by frogboy83565026 January 25, 2011