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The Barret

Long in the face, thin in the hair, generally a sleepy creature. Its territory is the couch. It subsists on fast food, cigarettes, and booze. Very hard to arouse. Seldom spends energy on anything other than using a lighter and the thumb and index finger to open cans. Everyone has someone like this in their life. The Barret only mates once every three years for a solid fifteen seconds.
The Silver Crested Barreticus Lazicus. Found in the piedmont region of North Carolina. One can spot this elusive creature among Papa Lou's buffalo tenders boxes and Marlboro Light boxes. CAUTION: Do Not Attempt to Move The Barret from The Couch.

The Barret can also be used as a verb and adjective.

Example: Stop Barreting around so much, you are depressing me.

The sky is very The Barret today, look how dark and gloomy it is.
by John K Eaton November 16, 2006
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Barcelos

Barcelos-small city in portugal
"i went to barcelos"(Eu fui a barcelos)
by M4niak February 27, 2007
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Barcelona

1- (noun) City in north-east spain with whom Americans an Japanese snobs have a particular obsession
Let's gooo to barcelona, so cool on Woody Allen's film
by Spanishboi September 23, 2009
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Barrett

Barrett is an amazing man/boy, and you'll be very lucky if you ever meet one. A little goofy sometimes, they definitely know how to have a fun time. Sometimes he will have a low self esteem, but will get on you if you have one too. He doesn't like to see other people hurt, and tries his best to always help others. Barrett is an amazing dork, and is the type of person to stick to the end. He is a little sensitive sometimes, but his kind and caring nature is what makes him so appealing to everyone. He knows everyone, and everyone knows him, but strangely enough he is not with the popular crowd. He deserves the world, as he has written and done much for the world. He's a writer, a poet for the ages, whether it be on paper, or just what he has done in general. Barrett is the type of person you should try to always keep around, and try to have his back as he'll have yours.
Boy: Wow, that Barrett is really one of a kind.
Girl: Yes, he's amazing, isn't he.
by Crazygorl December 27, 2020
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matthew barreto

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.
Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.
by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016
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Wilkes-barre

A shit hole city where we can fall asleep to the sound of sirens and gun shots.We are home to crack head mollys’.We also have the worst schools in pa with drug sniffing dogs and vape detectors everywhere. There is a lot more to say about this city but I don’t wanna put too much time into this 😂😂✌️
I come from Wilkes-Barre,try me bitch”.
by Anonymous 2494474 March 19, 2019
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barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.
I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006
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