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Blue methamphetamine or meth. Used as a street name for the common drug.
Chad told Evan to get him some blue dust.
blue dust by Urbane main January 28, 2016

Blue Unit 

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.
Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.
Blue Unit by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016

blue heater 

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner
Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.
blue heater by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017

blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.
Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!
blue nostrils by Autismo420 January 24, 2018

blue gooch 

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
blue gooch by GGuthrie February 5, 2018

Blue Ball Gala 

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.