august 12

small dick day

if you're born on this date your dick is smaller than my toe

retarded friend: "im born on august 12th"
me: "you know thats small dick day right?"

by baraccobama October 29, 2019

August 23

dark and dangerous or whatever but also the worst texter even though they super fun to be with in person still the worst on the phone. aka RC

hey she was born on august 23 she’s cool but definitely the worst texter

by kyle mysterious w October 17, 2019

august 10th, 2003

Being born on this day means your fat but attractive. Some girls might fall in love with you and other will feel like your a creep. But that doesn't stop you from trying to get the girl of your dreams.

He must be born on august 10th, 2003

by Zaye March 21, 2017

August 24

August 24 National kiss a stranger day go out there only if your single though if you are just go, go kiss a stranger

What are you doing go kissa stranger National kiss a stranger day August 24

by Loversam November 9, 2019

August 24 National Kobe Day

National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!

P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!

P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!

by foaming lizard February 3, 2020

August 9th

August 9th is the day where any couple by the names of James and Hannah, must send nudes to eachother. This day gives them a free pass.

Today is august 9th...James and Hannah’s lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 8, 2020

August 13

National hug all mayas day!

Hey maya, it’s august 13 i have to hug you!

by Mayalolz January 8, 2021