Shit my life

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.
by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016
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shit the fucked

When someone/something is so utterly annihilated that it is unable to recover in any shape or form.
That AWP just shit the fucked your head!
or
You just got shit the fucked!
by Verschnizzle March 2, 2005
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hot girl shit

1) A positive phrase used to describe female behavior that exudes confidence and a carefree attitude, indicating self awareness of how attractive she is. Popularized by rapper Megan Thee Stallion.

2) Also used to describe the negative side of the carefree "hot girls" attitude, often behaviors that would be considered socially unacceptable for most people that hot girls get away with because people are drawn to them regardless.
1) Bitch fuck an opening shift, we on some hot girl shit tonight, ladies!

2) She really taking bathroom mirror selfies when we can see all the open makeup pallets in her fuckin sink? That's some hot girl shit right there.
by sidekick42 January 7, 2020
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Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
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shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018
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Shits n' Gigs

when you do something for fun, there is no purpose for the action you are performing. it is usually something very immature and stupid.
Boy 1: i just took a picture of my poop!
Boy 2: uhm, why?
Boy 1: just for Shits n' Gigs !
by Kvanny March 14, 2011
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Bullshit - Lies

Dogshit - Poor quality

Batshit - Illogical

Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - Unfair
Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."

Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."

Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."

Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"

Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"
by MarieJade4ever May 23, 2022
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